Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Troy: "Mr. Lewis, congrats on your playoff win. Can the Broncos and Ravens form 1 team this week, called the Bravens or Roncos? That way I don't have to think about what team I dislike more."
Ray: "...TROY, WE AREN'T CELEBRITIES LIKE "BRANJELINA" OR "BENNIFER." WE CAN'T COMBINE OUR NAMES!"
Shawn's grammatical errors are eating away at my soul, so I fixed them in the transcript. Feel free to click on the photo to see the dialogue in its original, uncorrected form. In Shawn's defense, he's an IT guy, so grammar isn't high on his list of things on which to focus.
I'm not entirely certain where he came up with the concept of combining the teams' names to form one super team that can carry the scorn and loathing of Steelers fans cranky that they'll have to watch the play-offs and Super Bowl from the comfort of their living rooms. He's been under some work stress lately.
The retirement party for Mr. Lewis will continue later today and will be updated at least once a day this week, so stay tuned!!