Transcript:
Ray: "HEY TROY! SORRY YOU MISSED THE CHANCE TO DRESS UP AS A SEXY BUMBLEBEE ON SUNDAY! DID YOU WEAR ANOTHER COSTUME? *snicker*"
Troy: "Mr. Lewis. I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but the bee is an important part of the ecosystem and is vital to our planet. And I dressed up as a sexy nurse."
James: "JAmeS giVE STinGeR!"
I've decided to write James as speaking in random letters to solidify the idea that he's hit his head so many times he no longer knows how to communicate like a regular person. (Also, he's got great taste in double entendres and puns.)
For those who missed it, the Steelers played the Redskins in Ketchup Field...er...Heinz Field while wearing yellow-and-black striped jerseys and socks and tan pants. For those of us who can see - in color, especially - it was a horrible thing to behold.
Back-up QB Charlie Batch asks, "What do you think?" The world replies, "No."
(Source)
As one online blogger put it: "You know it's bad when even The Onion makes fun of your uniforms." (To be fair, I'd think it worse if The Onion DIDN'T make fun of your uniforms. That would mean they were so awful, the fake-newspaper would feel like it was kicking a cancerous puppy while it was slowly gasping its last breath. So don't worry, blogger! Your Steelers are doing just fine!)
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