Because Shawn's hand-writing is a little difficult to decipher in this post, here's a transcript:
Troy: "Mr. Lewis, I heard that as we get older it can be hard to stay in shape to play football. I heard some players eat Chia Pet seeds to retain water. How do you stay ready to play and keep grey hair away?"
Ray: "I'M GLAD THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, TROY! I HAD A CAMEL'S HUMP SURGICALLY ADDED TO MY BACK TO RETAIN WATER, ESPECIALLY IN DRIER CLIMES! AND I HAVE A FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH IN MY HOUSE TO STAY GOOD-LOOKING!"
And yes, this is actually a thing.